Unfortunately, your head was..... well..............
Here's a photo of my hemorrhoids (gratus my gastrointestinologist).
Do you recognize the view?
WE, THE PEOPLE, FIND YOU GUILTY.
We hereby sentence you to... living the rest of your life with your head up your ass.
Oops... guess you already carried out that sentence a while ago....
Enjoy your new career at 7-11.
What?!?! They won't hire you either?!?!
Maybe try finding one that is Arab-owned and managed?!?
Let us know if you need a flashlight, up there.